After nine months of anticipation, their baby boy has finally arrived. And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on events. Happy days!
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Headline
It’s a Boy!
Sub Headline
A new arrival for (Father First Name) and (Mother First Name)
Written By
By (Written by)
Dirty nappies and sleepless nights are on the cards for (Father First Name) and (Mother First Name) of (Live In) after the birth of their new baby boy, (Baby First Name).
Insiders say the couple are ‘delighted’ at the safe arrival of their son, and that mother and baby are both doing well. Proud dad (Father First Name) has been showing off the bouncing babe to family and friends and taking endless photographs.
Dad, (Father First Name), is also set to celebrate the birth by ‘wetting the baby’s head’, a traditional celebration that involves inviting friends to a pub for a number of drinks.
Meanwhile, the proud couple can now expect a tempestuous few weeks as they care for the new member of their family, and will have to get to grips with issues such as how best to swaddle the infant, and the temperature of the baby’s room.
“It’s too warm, that’s why he’s crying,” said (Father First Name).
“No, he’s crying because he’s a bit chilly,” said (Mother First Name).
“Waah,” added (Baby First Name).
Other flashpoints include:
- Arguments about who is the most tired
- Rows over who last changed the nappy
- Falling out over what is making (Baby First Name) cry
“He’s tired,” said (Father First Name).
“He’s hungry,” said (Mother First Name).
But he’s only just had a feed,” said (Father First Name).
“Waah,” added (Baby First Name).
It’s likely (Father First Name) will feel slightly neglected about this time, and may take to sulking around the house pining for a night out with his mates. (Mother First Name), meanwhile, is sure to be feeling exhausted and isolated and will be prone to spending a lot of time on the sofa, talking on the phone.
Meanwhile, little baby (Baby First Name) will be bringing unbridled joy into their lives, brightening each day as the couple watch him grow, insisting that he’s just smiled when in fact it was wind, admiring his ‘tiny feet’ and enjoying his unique ‘baby smell’.
“Watching him sleep is better than television,” (Father First Name) is likely to say, and for the first time since the birth, (Mother First Name) will agree.