We always knew. But now it’s official. Your recipient is the sexiest woman alive! And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the victory at the annual award ceremony.
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(Female First Name) (Female Surname) is Sexiest Woman Alive!
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(Lives In) woman wins Babe Award
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Entertainment Editor
Temperatures rose at London’s Café de Paris last night as the hottest babes in the world gathered together to hear the results of the annual Sexiest Woman Alive award
The atmosphere was electric as supermodels and Hollywood starlets mingled as one - while the final votes were counted.
There were screams of disbelief as the results were announced. This year’s winner is previously unheard of, rank outsider, (Age)-year old (Female First Name) (Female Surname), from (Lives In).
“Tell me I’m not dreaming,” said (Female First Name), as she accepted the award. “It was enough to be nominated but to actually win? It’s like a dream come true – fancy me being the Sexiest Woman Alive!”
The Sexiest Woman Alive award is an annual gong decided by nominations and public vote. The first-ever winner was Farrah Fawcett in 1976, and the list of winners reads like a who’s who of world-famous beauties, including Angelina Jolie and Kelly Brook.
Other hot babes in the running for the award this year included Megan Fox, Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie. (Female First Name) is the only unknown ever to be nominated for this coveted trophy.
This sensational win caused a near-riot in the street outside the venue, with fans of rival beauties involved in a series of clashes. Tempers were cooled by a show organiser, who told the crowd, “there can only be one winner of the Sexiest Woman Alive award, and that winner tonight was (Female First Name), who I can quite honestly say is one of the most nubile, luscious and frankly desirable women on the entire planet. (Female First Name) is not just a babe – she is totally HOT!”
Following the award (Female First Name) was whisked away in a limousine to a secret destination where it is believed she will be preparing for a photo shoot with Hello! magazine and entering into negotiations with top modelling agencies from around the globe.