New England Manager Spoof Newspapers

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  • Spoof Daily Mirror back page
  • Personalise the Headline and elements of the Story
  • Upload your own Picture (optional)
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)
  • Excellent choice of presentation options

New England Manager Spoof Newspapers - Gift Details

It’s been a long time coming, but after years of hard graft, your chosen name has finally become the manager of England’s national football team. And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror has all the details.

Your Gift Personalised

You can personalise this spoof newspaper back page with:
  • First Name, Surname and Age
  • Option of uploading an Image of the recipient
  • Home Town
  • Reporter’s Name

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm, which is approximately the size of a tabloid. There are also several presentation options.
Please note that the image upload facility does not work on mobile devices.

Spoof Contents

Headline

(Male First Name) (Male Surname) named as England Manager

Sub Headline

(Lives In) man is a Winner

Written By

By (Written By)

Chief Sports Editor

Inexperienced newcomer (Male First Name) (Male Surname) last night vowed to lead England to World Cup glory within four years, and begged his critics: “Judge me on my results.” The eyes of a proud footballing nation will now be on the unknown (Male Surname) to see whether he can deliver.

Yesterday’s extraordinary developments began with the Football Association admitting that all the candidates on their shortlist for the new national boss had turned the job down. (Male Surname), (Age), who lives in (Lives In) and has never managed at any level, was installed as the bookies’ favourite shortly after lunchtime. His appointment was confirmed at a 4.30pm press conference and immediately sent shock waves through the football world. The BBC insider branded it ‘an insane gamble’.

But the FA defended their decision. A spokesman hit back: “(Male First Name) was our number one choice right from the start. People will say he lacks experience against the big boys, but his success in last season’s Fantasy Football League is there for all to see. And in recent seasons his Subutteo team has played with passion, belief and flair - qualities that will be much needed as we prepare for the World Cup qualifying stages.”

(Male Surname) admitted to the media: “I was surprised to get the call from the FA, as I had not actually applied for the job, but (Male First Name) (Male Surname) never walks away from a challenge. I can assure the fans we will be nobody’s whipping boys. We will aim to turn Wembley Stadium into a fortress and surprise the Frances and Italys of this world on our travels.”

A furious (Male Surname) last night denied that his £4 million salary was too high, and claimed winning the next World Cup was a realistic possibility. He said: “This country has been a sleeping football giant for too long. I have reached the Subutteo World Cup semi-finals twice with teams that were unfancied by the pundits, and I am confident that I can take the current England squad one step further. We will make the likes of Brazil and Argentina look to their laurels. Either back me or sack me.”

Delivery Details

Despatch

This is the time it takes to make your gift, from ordering to posting (in working days).

Despatch

Tracking Timescales EU Europe RoW Rest of World
3 - 4 Days
1 - 2 Days

Delivery

This is dependent on the postal service used (in working days).

Delivery

Tracking Timescales EU Europe RoW Rest of World
1 - 3 Days (Royal Mail)
Next Day Signed for Service (Courier)

Order Tracking

...through despatch to your door.

New England Manager Spoof Newspapers 4.8 5 183 183
Amazing gift Great idea for gift. looks amazing, fall in love with it and will order again for special occasion :) Quick delivery! Thank You so much 16 May 2013
PERFECT Great idea, my wife and family were so shocked that my wife's name was on front page of the Daily Mirror, it was a great Retirement suprise. I will use you again and again.Great thanks. 14 May 2013
Spoof Cricket Newspaper Very very good product - went down very well with the cricket-mad recipient!! 11 May 2013
Excellent Excellent personalised newspaper, arrived very quickly. Very happy with product, thanks! 07 May 2013
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Presentation Options

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  • Single Page
  • Newspaper Wrap
  • Presentation Case
  • Spoof Newspaper Book
  • Framed