Some Hilariously Funny Valentine's Quotes


The guys 'n' gals at GoneDigging Towers reckon humour is the secret to a long, evergreen relationship. Want to woo your lover on Valentine's Day? All it takes is a dash of humour and a smidgen of love. We’ve put together some funny Valentine’s Day quotes to share with your other half.

“One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.” - Oscar Wilde

"Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended." -Cher

“Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.” - Jay Leno

“Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.” - Mickey Rooney

“Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun." - Unknown

“The jewellery stores say, ‘Tell your wife you love her with a diamond,’ while wives tell you they love you with, ‘Ok, but just because it’s Valentine’s Day.’” - George Lopez

"Valentine’s Day money-saving tips: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th." - David Letterman

“Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone.” - Lewis Black

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Anonymous

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.” – Aerosmith

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?” – Author Unknown

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." – Jules Renard